Meet your new relatable animal friend: This isn't just any pigeon – this pigeon has had ENOUGH. You know the feeling. Monday morning commute, someone's eating a tuna sandwich on the subway, your coffee order got messed up again... Sometimes you just need to channel your inner city bird and let out a good, therapeutic scream.
Relatable: Ever felt like screaming at 3 PM on a Tuesday? This pigeon is living your truth. Whether you're dealing with traffic, deadlines, or just the general chaos of existing in the world in 2025, this feathered friend understands the struggle.
Perfect conversation starter: Nothing breaks the ice like wearing a cartoon pigeon having an existential crisis. Watch strangers nod knowingly – we've all been this pigeon.
Gift-worthy: Know someone who's perpetually done with everything? Someone who feeds pigeons? Someone who IS a pigeon? This is their shirt.
Premium comfort that won't make you scream:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (softer than a pigeon's... well, softer than you'd expect)
4.2 oz./yd.² fabric weight – substantial but not suffocating
Pre-shrunk fabric – because nobody needs more reasons to scream
Side-seamed construction for that perfect fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
Bella + Canvas 3001 blanks – the good stuff
Design details:
Vibrant, fade-resistant print that captures every feather of frustration
Perfectly sized for maximum screaming pigeon impact
Available in multiple colors to match your screaming energy
Vintage black
Brown
Yellow
Vintage white
Gender-free/unisex sizing
City dwellers who understand pigeon politics
Anyone who's ever felt like screaming in public (but couldn't)
Meme enthusiasts and internet culture connoisseurs
People who appreciate urban wildlife with personality
Gift recipients who need a good laugh and a comfy shirt
Available in unisex XS-3XL – because pigeons of all sizes need to express themselves
Care instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. This pigeon has been through enough; don't put it through a hot wash cycle.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Part of the Ahhhnimals collection – where hand-drawn cartoon animals express what we're all feeling inside.
Meet your new relatable animal friend: This isn't just any pigeon – this pigeon has had ENOUGH. You know the feeling. Monday morning commute, someone's eating a tuna sandwich on the subway, your coffee order got messed up again... Sometimes you just need to channel your inner city bird and let out a good, therapeutic scream.
Relatable: Ever felt like screaming at 3 PM on a Tuesday? This pigeon is living your truth. Whether you're dealing with traffic, deadlines, or just the general chaos of existing in the world in 2025, this feathered friend understands the struggle.
Perfect conversation starter: Nothing breaks the ice like wearing a cartoon pigeon having an existential crisis. Watch strangers nod knowingly – we've all been this pigeon.
Gift-worthy: Know someone who's perpetually done with everything? Someone who feeds pigeons? Someone who IS a pigeon? This is their shirt.
Premium comfort that won't make you scream:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (softer than a pigeon's... well, softer than you'd expect)
4.2 oz./yd.² fabric weight – substantial but not suffocating
Pre-shrunk fabric – because nobody needs more reasons to scream
Side-seamed construction for that perfect fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
Bella + Canvas 3001 blanks – the good stuff
Design details:
Vibrant, fade-resistant print that captures every feather of frustration
Perfectly sized for maximum screaming pigeon impact
Available in multiple colors to match your screaming energy
Vintage black
Brown
Yellow
Vintage white
Gender-free/unisex sizing
City dwellers who understand pigeon politics
Anyone who's ever felt like screaming in public (but couldn't)
Meme enthusiasts and internet culture connoisseurs
People who appreciate urban wildlife with personality
Gift recipients who need a good laugh and a comfy shirt
Available in unisex XS-3XL – because pigeons of all sizes need to express themselves
Care instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. This pigeon has been through enough; don't put it through a hot wash cycle.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Part of the Ahhhnimals collection – where hand-drawn cartoon animals express what we're all feeling inside.
